Lindsay Bluth Fünke Quotes
Season 4, Episode 12: "Señoritis"
Maeby: Are you really going to whore yourself out like that?
Lindsay: I am not a whore.
Maeby: Yeah, you're a whore.
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Season 4, Episode 8: "Red Hairing"
Lindsay: Okay, so you figured it out Gene Parmesan.
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Lindsay: I'm surrounded by squalor and death and I still can't be happy.
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Season 4, Episode 5: "A New Start"
Tobias: Everyone thinks I'm gay?
Lindsay: I mean, it's kind of a running joke...in the family.
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Season 4, Episode 3: "Indian Takers"
Lindsay: So where do you keep your ostriches?
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Lindsay: I really love you, Tobias.
Tobias: Oh Lindsay. We have got to get you to that acting clinic.
Lindsay: And that was with me picturing fudge.
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Lindsay: It's cute on me. But I thought it was supposed to say 'Kate.'
Salesman: Oh no. Anything under a small is considered a 'David Spade.'
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Lindsay: Oh my God! Did we just hit something? Shouldn't we stop?
Indian woman: No, it wasn't a cow. It was just a tourist.
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Tobias: I believe we're thinking the same thing. Let's give it another shot...
Lindsay: Yeah. We should end it.
Tobias: ...to the head. Kill it. Yes.
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Season 3, Episode 13: "Development Arrested"
Stan Sitwell: Five percent? Lucille actually gave you less than her natural children.
Lindsay: I hope that's not a crack about my hair color, lips, forehead, nose and teeth because at least I'm not the wearing a round sweater set on my face.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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