Favorite Lois Lane Quotes
Clark: Is this your long-winded way of saying that you hate these glasses?
Lois: Personally, I don't mind the bump in your geek factor. But professionally, there are these newfangled things you can try. They're called "contacts."
Clark: I love you.
Lois: I love you, too.
Clark: Nothing says "Sorry my doppelganger from a parallel Earth tried to kill you" like flowers.
Lois: I think there's a card for that.
Lois: Microvision?
Clark: It's my power, I can call it whatever I want.
Lois: Stop beating yourself up. You're not alone in this. the truth is, we could all die tomorrow.
Clark: Lois, I died when you left.
The only thing that's ever made me feel normal is you.
Clark [to Lois]
Clark: This is when I would use my super hearing. To listen in on the Marionette voice and see how they operate.
Lois: Right! And a big part of that is the squinty head tilt, yes?
Clark: Apparently.
You're a part of me now, Clark. A half of a whole. So in the future if there's even a chance that the mission might claim my better half, sign me up. Because I'd rather be in some sandblown purgatory with you than in the hell of never knowing if I'll ever see you again.
Jimmy: Did you get my shots?
Lois: Love the framing, love the colors. Where's the drama?
I should have known all this bridal hoopla was too good to be true; all my prenuptial bliss was one right-click away from bridal apocalypse.
Clark: You know, Lois, we could go back to the farm and take a walk. I could give you Clark Kent's tour of the galaxy.
Lois: Smallville... the only planet you know about is the one you read at the breakfast table.
Clark: Lois, what are we doing here?
Lois: I'm eating a maple doughnut, and you're kind of invading my personal space.
