Favorite Lois Lane Quotes
Are you like this at the movie theater, too, Clark? I mean, these concession runs are sweet, but you're up and down more often than the Cubs' batting lineup.
Lois: Clark Kent. You're back. I was beginning to think your family lived on some distant planet.
Clark: Must have really missed me.
Lois: Uh, only because the guy who sat in your desk was a certifiable psychopath. Otherwise, I've been so busy, I didn't even notice you were gone.
Clark: Missed you, too, Lois.
Lois: Are you still at the office?
Corben: No, no. Sitting behind a desk just isn't the same without those pretty brown eyes of yours - I don't know - glaring at me.
Lois [looking at the Super suit)]: So much better in technicolor.
I really hope this story is worth it because so far my dream assignment is turning into 1001 arabian nightmares.
And I thought those Sex and The City girls had gaudy taste.
Lois: Chloe, can you believe it? I'm early.
Chloe: No, Lois, "early" is when you arrive at your destination by a set time. Not when you can see it from seven blocks away.
You can save your holier-than-thou, made for TV platitudes and drown them in some holy water, mister.
Stern: Let me guess. You two have a lovers' spat?
Lois: Clark and I don't spat. There was no spatting.
Lois: Did I ever tell you that, before Christmas, I used to unwrap all my presents and then rewrap them while my parents were still sleeping?
Clark: No, Lois, that doesn't surprise me at all.
Lois: God, do you take lessons in how to do that?
Corben: Okay. Isn't the appropriate response "Thank God you're still alive. Too bad you're wearing clothes this time."?
Lois: Yes, that's it. The first part.
By the way, this is the least-secret secret lab I've ever been in... twice.
