My head is pounding like a mosh pit, and my mouth tastes like armpit.

In that green getup of yours we're gonna stand out like a hooker in a church.

The morning after windsweep was a stinger, but the sweet smell of sewage is clearing my head.

I should have known all this bridal hoopla was too good to be true; all my prenuptial bliss was one right-click away from bridal apocalypse.

Lois: Do you have any idea how much pressure there is being engaged to walking perfection?
Oliver: Do you have any idea how much pressure there is fighting crime next to walking perfection?

Sandwiching your superfriends into the same place as my dad's battalion is a recipe for disaster.

I won't even bother with the Chinese, because I'd just sound racist.

I think it's high time we got you a new disguise.

You do not get to whoosh your way out of this one.

Lois: Microvision?
Clark: It's my power, I can call it whatever I want.

When I'm out there in the red and blue and I'm saving people, that's who I really am. I know this is gonna sound weird, but it's not what I'm called that should define who I am. It's who I am that should define what I'm called.

Lois: These are Perry White's files.
Chloe: That explains the smell of Old Spice and young ambition.

Smallville Quotes

Clark: Isn't it time we moved beyond these mental trials?
Jor-El: Your determination is strong, Son, but just as your passion will be your greatest strength, so, too, will it be your greatest obstacle.

Chloe: Dr. Hamilton.
Dr. Hamilton: If you would be so kind as to lower the 9mm Jericho 941. I prefer "Emil."