I'm not really sure what you're doing. But I'm perfectly willing to run around and frown at technology if it'll lend a hand.

Lois: Ok, you know how I hate being all EMO relationship chick. I can't get you on the phone, but Tess can Skype with you?
Clark: This isn't a social call.
Lois: And I am? We practically share a desk chair, but I'm not the real work-wife?

Lois: You've got to be kidding me. Little Mermaid, I dated your prince for like a day.
Mera: It's understandable that you would seek a superior companion. I'm just surprised that powerful men would choose someone with lesser ability.
Lois: Listen squid lips, you don't know anything about me or Clark.

Despite what they say, I think the VRA is going a little less above board and a lot more waterboard.

Let me guess. You woke up feeling odd this morning with fang marks on your neck?

Clark Kent and karaoke. Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?

Jor-El, he's here. Clark's here. Come out, come out wherever you are.

Really? You may not care about anyone but yourself, but Clark does. You are not one-tenth the Kryptonian he is. He is lucky to be rid of you.

Smallville and I can't move forward until he deals with the supersized hole is dad left in his heart. I'm Watson to his Holmes. Cher to his Sonny. Just like you're Scooby to his Shaggy.

Lucy: Lo, can we talk?
Lois: That depends. Can you form a sentence without lying to my face?

This has Lucy written all over it. In backstabbing, bitch-berry lipgloss.

Oh I'm in the mood. Just not for breakfas

Smallville Quotes

Clark: Isn't it time we moved beyond these mental trials?
Jor-El: Your determination is strong, Son, but just as your passion will be your greatest strength, so, too, will it be your greatest obstacle.

Chloe: Dr. Hamilton.
Dr. Hamilton: If you would be so kind as to lower the 9mm Jericho 941. I prefer "Emil."