Chloe: Lucas, I was married to you long enough to learn the 12 step lingo. No person can force another person to drink.
Lucas: Well, I guess another one of my exes didn't read the big book, did they?
Chloe: Oh lord, who was it? Nicole? Carrie? Don't tell me Sami's back in town.
Lucas: Don't say that! Don't say that! Please don't say that. But thank you for the death march down memory lane.

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Kate: You were at EJ and Sami's wedding. So how did that go? Any surprises?
Lucas: Like what?
Kate: Gee, I don't know. Locust, sexually explicit videos, semi-automatic weapons?

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Everyone seemed pretty happy. It wasn't like a Salem wedding at all.

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