A support group? She was terrified. She needed a restraining order not a hug.

Lydia: I am really happy for her though 'cause she's got this guy. He treats her nice. He's great. I just never thought that when my 62 year old Mom moved back in that she'd be having more sex than me.
Russell: Well, she couldn't be having less.

All these flashes, no wonder King Kong flipped out.

I'll give you twenty bucks if you hit one of them.

I don't care how mad he was at her. I don't see him cutting her head off and going all Kung Fu Panda on the bodyguard."

Russell: What happened to Lydia the optimist?
Lydia: She got her ass handed to her by Lydia the suspect.

Lydia: He was innocent. He shot himself.
Russell: I know. I couldn't have predicted that.

Lydia: What the Hell are you doing?
Naomi: What does it look like. Getting my swerve on.

Well it's going to be a long time before you get another drink so you might want to get your swerve on.

Lydia: So, Fernandez goes to some management training retreat and now tweedle dee and dumber are in charge of finding a killer?
Josie: Hey, my kids didn't learn to clean their room until I stopped doing it for them.

They're going to be scrapping chunks of Ms. Williams out of that car for hours.

It's like an epidemic or something. They're just killing woman like they're nothing. Chopping off their fingers, pulling out their teeth, stuffing them in air conditioning vents, going to yoga class and opening fire. Man, I'm sick of it. You know what? If they were killing Muslims like this, everybody, they'd be protesting and trying to pass bills in Congress.

Southland Quotes

It seems like it changes nothing... but every once and awhile, you get to take a bad guy off the streets for good. And that, my friend, is God's work.

John Cooper

Taking a life is a big deal to me.

Ben Sherman