Mac Quotes
Season 7, Episode 12: "The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang's Revenge"
Mac: I've tacked on mass.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mac: If we get our psycho back, we get the freight train back.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 10: "Thunder Gun Express"
Gang [referring to Frank]: He thunder-gunned the s**t out of us!
• Rating: Unrated
Mac [referring to Dennis]: He's thunder-gunning some Mexican chick in the back.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mac: I'm too muscular and I can't fit through.
• Rating: Unrated
Mac [to Dennis]: You waste so much time talking when you should be plowing.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 9: "How Mac Got Fat"
Mac: I'm 200 lbs. I'm as big as my avatar!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mac [to priest]: Dee is guilty of sloth...and she's pro-abortion.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mac: I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge. It was sweet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mac [referring to musclehead]: He said 'fire off'...I like that.
• Rating: Unrated
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