Arrested Development

Maeby Bluth Fünke Quotes

Maeby: I'm worried you're taking this too seriously.
George Michael: (huffs) Are you ... just the opposite.
("Here Comes the Bride" plays from Maeby's cell phone, George Michael chuckles and looks away)
Maeby: (turns off phone) What the hell is that?
George Michael: I bought you a wedding ring ... tone. (chuckles) Opposite of serious.
 • Rating: Unrated

George Michael: Is that a screenplay? Warden Gentles' screenplay?
Maeby: That's what you're going to tell me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maeby: Don't you see? I drugged him not to go all the way with him.
George Michael: Well, I think even the anti-drug people are going to be okay with that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Steve Holt: You did all this for me?
Maeby: Yes, well, I'm going to go get sexy.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Steve Holt: You wanna make out?
Maeby: Sure, why not.
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: Hey, why don't you pop a tent in front with your cousin Maeby?
George Michael: What? No!
Maeby: I'm not really the outdoorsy type.
Michael: Well, this is a good chance for you to rub off on her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maeby: Do you have any other response to 'here's your banana with nuts'?
 • Rating: Unrated

Maeby: How do you know Steve Holt? Are you in AA?
 • Rating: Unrated

Michael: (on Steve Holt) So, he's more popular than George Michael then?
Maeby: That's like comparing apples and some fruit nobody's ever heard of.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maeby: Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a "T" on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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