Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXMalory Quotes
So you beat up a Nazi, a nerd and queen of the robots?
any idiot can got shot cyril. Ask Brett.
Malory: It's like if you've ever seen Jackie Gleason dance.
Pam: Is that a compliment?
Malory: I don't see how it possibly could be.
My third biggest fear. He brings home a whore and says "we're married." Oh and the whore has bangs.
Maybe I would if I had a peer in this whole building.
Malory: Well, you're in charge here. I'm off to get a seaweed wrap.
Ray: I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams.
Ray: To reiterate, I am paralyzed!
Cyril: Well, join a support group.
Malory: For who? Crippled gay hillbilly spies? There's a niche.
Malory: Duly noted and disregarded. And I expect you to be totally convincing.
Lana: As the damsel in distress? Have you ever met a woman less damselly?
Malory: Pam.
You're not fit to be queen of...name a place.
Please you'd do... name a noun
Cyril: Every single time we come here we have to help you get rid of a dead body.
Malory: Well you've only been here twice.
Archer: You have a potato?
Malory: What is this? Christmas?
