Archer
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on FXMalory Quotes
So once again you're left with the class Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
Malory: Who taught you to drive?
Cheryl: This guy I know called my dead father.
That was for Pearl Harbor!
Lana: How much did Dodge kick in?
Malory: Not as much as you'd think.
Archer: And I got to complete my life long dream.
Malory: Meeting Mr. Green Jeans?
Malory: Have the porter bring me a cobb salad.
Lana: Before or after we capture the dangerous terrorist?
Malory: Before.
Malory: If you were in my tax bracket, you wouldn't be shouting such socialist propaganda.
Archer: Or wearing such shitty clothes.
Ray: You're taking me out of the field?
Malory: Well unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart...
Malory: Especially since this one went and got himself paralyzed
Ray: Yeah, that's me, mr. selfish
Malory: For god's sake woman, where is your pride?
Cheryl: In my work.
Malory: That made be the funniest thing you've ever said.
Lana: Dude, this van is like rolling probable cause.
Malory: All ashore from the S.S. Date Rape.
Ray: Toot, Toot!
Archer: I don't need a doctor, Katya doesn't have VD!
Malory: You haven't had sex with her?
