Marc: As much as I like giant wieners flying at me, this is a little outside my comfort zone.• Show: Ugly Betty • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marc: I'm sorry, but that psychedelic misfit toy is living my dream!
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Marc: How is Betty the editor magazine? That would be like me being the editor of a mechanics magazine or you being the editor of... a magazine.
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Marc: We are not talking about that! One more mention, and heads will roll. Pretty blonde heads that don't have their original nose!
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Marc: Oh wow, that doesn't sound like a woman who wants to be taken seriously. That sounds like a girl who wants to go out, get drunk, fall in bed with a man who doesn't love her, come back here tomorrow and answer phones for the next 20 years. Or at least until the hard living catches up to her and Mode wouldn't dare let that grizzle face out from behind a cubicle.
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Marc: That's a muffin! You can't call a tape dispenser with a muffin!
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Marc: Betty's waddling around here somewhere. Last I saw she was tossing carbs around the office with wild abandon!
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Marc: Morning! I come bearing dry cleaning—extra plastic for the landfills. Just like you like it.
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Marc: Hey you, Betty's son, come with me to the swag room. I want to get two bags
Justin: Okay
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Marc: Amanda, are you trying to sabotage young Ryan?
Amanda: Yes I hate him. Mark, you can't just replace yourself with another gay guy
Ryan: I'm not gay.
Amanda: Yeah, right you're in a long distance relationship with a lovely heavy woman
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