Marge Simpson Quotes
Season 23, Episode 9: "Holidays of Future Passed"
Lisa: Sometimes i wish strangling your kid was still legal.
Marge: Not since they passed Homer's Law.
• Rating: Unrated
Homer: How would you like to have future sex?
Marge: Why do you say future this is now?
Homer: I meant a week from tomorrow. That's when the new penis gets here.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 8: "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
Marge: No more TV! We're going to get some fresh air and visit a museum. Of television!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 5: "The Food Wife"
Lisa: They're using pancakes as spoons.
Marge: Ooh let's see what else they do wrong.
• Rating: 2.3 / 5.0
Marge: What if we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
Homer: That's good, Marge. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: How come they never call me fun mom?
Homer: A family's like a team. On every team you have the slam dunking mega star and the referee.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 3: "Treehouse of Horror XXII"
Marge: I take your sugary sweets and give you healthy items...
Bart: This is exactly why kids need a union.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 2: "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
Edna: We have shirts from other high schools.
Marge: Ooh, we can wear those to the nice malls.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 1: "The Falcon and the D'Ohman"
Marge: I do have a place you can go, where a man with sadistic man with government experience can feel right at home.
• Rating: Unrated
Wayne: Homer is implanted with several high powerful traffic devices.
Marge: How did that happen?
Wayne: I left them in a bowl and he ate them.
• Rating: Unrated
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