Marge Simpson Quotes
Season 24, Episode 21: "The Saga of Carl; Dangers on a Train"
Marge: Accidental motherhood is the best thing that can happen to a woman.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 17: "What Animated Women Want"
Homer: Listen, we swore we'd never go to sleep angry at each other.
Marge: I'm not going to sleep.
Homer: Well you didn't have two beers with your lunch.
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: The most romantic part of this was the hold music when I made the reservation.
• Rating: Unrated
Waiter: I hope you are enjoying your sushi.
Marge: It's as yummy as your poorly produced local commercial says.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 11: "Changing of the Guardian"
Marge: I think I hear a slight accent.
Woman: Mid-Atlantic.
Marge: *gasp* That's where they filmed The Wire! Step on it!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 9: "Homer Goes to Prep School"
Homer: Marge, this is it. TEOTWAWKI.
Marge: The end of the world as we know it?!?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 8: "To Cur With Love"
Bart: He's alive!
Marge: And he didn't pee on the floor.
Grampa: For me that's a perfect day.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 24, Episode 7: "The Day the Earth Stood Cool"
Marge: The kids are a mess. You brought them home exhausted and pretentious.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marge: You're all bald.
Homer: No, I'm young person cool-bald. Not old person sad-bald.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 24, Episode 6: "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
Marge: I don't care for silent auctions. It just encourages hovering.
• Rating: Unrated
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