Everything is great. We're just having a lot of problems.

Margene's neighbor

Margene: I'm uncomfortable.
Barb: We all are Margene.

(about Bill) He got me a scale. When I was pregnant.

(to Bill) What's going to happen to you? I'm not going to shoot someone.

I lied about my age. I wasn't 18 when we got married I was 16.

Margene: That sounds fun. I bet we'll have a blast.
Nikki: Fashion? Honestly Margene.

Do well by doing good.

Nikki: You're evil.
Alby: I'm evil? You and your husband have taken my family from me.

Margene: What we have is good. It's always been good. Why are we so ashamed of it now?
Barb: Because you were 16 years old and you were in bed with my husband.

Nikki: I can't believe you ran him over.
Margene: I tapped him.

I'm proud of our family and proud of our faith.

(to Cara Lynn) There's a lot going on right now. I want to make sure there's nothing more I need to worry about.

Big Love Quotes

Sarah: Why can't we just hire a babysitter like everyone else?
Barb: Because we're not everyone else

Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.