Favorite Margene Heffman Quotes
Listen to me, Gogi is fine, so we're gonna drop this now, okay?
Cara Lynn! I know you are here, come out now!
Margene: Does that mean you miss me more?
Bill: Officially... I miss you guys all the same.
Margene: You have to tell them Nikki. You have to tell them now.
Nikki: Her tutor seduced her.
Cara Lynn: That's not true. If Greg seduced me, Bill seduced Margene.
I was so unformed when I came into this marriage Bill.
I now know what I want to do and I'm so afraid that it's too late.
I'd like to go with you to your baptism.
(to Cara Lynn) Put your shoes on, get in the car, we are leaving now!
[Bill sneaks into Margie's bed]
Margie: Where's Nicki?
Bill: What??
Margie: It's Nicki's night. You gotta go.
[Bill sneaks into Nicki's bedroom]
Nicki: Honey, what are you doing here?
Bill: It's our night!
Nicki: It was. Didn't you get my message? See the Post-It?
Bill: Post-It?
Nicki: I traded with Barb
Barb [seeing Nicki come home with shopping bags]: How's the "family emergency" going?
Margie: Yeah, somebody die at The Gap?
Nicki: You're the weak link, Margie.
Margie: What?
Nicki: We have to be realistic. You can't keep a secret like me and you're not a good liar like Barb.
Barb: What do you mean I'm a good liar?
Nicki: With the neighbors. You're so effortless; you're pro
Margene: Your father said we cannot call a plumber.
Ben: I know.
Margene: Do you think he's a cheapskate?
Ben: Umm, I believe the word is thrifty
