Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCPopular Mark Sloan Quotes
ADDISON: "What is this?"
MARK: "Lunch. Want my pickle?"
MARK: "Well, is this bring a hot blonde to work day? No one told me."
IZZIE: [fake sneezes] "Sexual harrassment!"
"This is why I don't work with interns."
IZZIE: "Tell me again why you put up with this crap?"
ALEX: "Because one of these days he's gonna crack and let me in on a case."
IZZIE: "You sure you wanna do plastics that badly?"
MARK: "There you are! What, did you go all the way to New York for my pastrami?"
ALEX: "Extra spicy, extra lettuce, light on the mayo."
ALEX: "Dr. Stevens is shadowing me today, so-"
IZZIE: "Which one of these cases do you need us on?"
MARK: "It's a really tragic one. I found out just this morning that I have over two weeks worth of dry cleaning that needs to be picked up. Stat."
ALEX: "Cool, that's it?"
MARK: "See, we're like a well-oiled machine, you and me. I also need you two to get me a sandwich from that pathetic excuse for a deli. You know the one I like, Karev. Oh, and go easy on the mayo this time. I think you're trying to kill me."
MARK: "How're you doing, Mr. Jeffries?"
FRANK: "Oh, Frank's doin' okay. He'd be doin' alot better if the twins were even."
ALEX: "Uh... twins?"
FRANK: "Frank's new pecs."
IZZIE: "Who is Frank?"
FRANK: "You're lookin' at him!"
MARK: "Frank, these are interns. I'm supposed to be teaching them. Apparently, this is a teaching hospital. Karev?"
ALEX: "Frank Jeffries is post op day three for pectoral enhancement surgery. There was a slight complication when a saroma formed."
MARK: [yawns] "And what is a saroma?"
IZZIE: "A build up of blood and fluid under the skin."
MARK: "And that concludes today's teaching. A tube was inserted in Mr. Jeffries' chest to drain the excess fluid. I want you to monitor him, check the tube for fluid output, change the dressing, and Dr. Stevens, I guess you can... watch."
ALEX: "Actually Dr. Stevens is an excellent doctor."
MARK: "Yeah. That's what I hear."
MIRANDA: "Stevens. You are to-"
IZZIE: "Look and not touch or speak or breathe. I got it."
MARK: "So this is the crack team, huh?"
MIRANDA: "Feel free to take one."
MARK: "How about I take the one who doesn't touch, or speak or breathe?"
IZZIE: "Great."
ALEX: "Dammit."
MARK: "Thought you might be fun to look at while I worked."
IZZIE: "Will you be working on the nerve graft and the skin reconstruction?"
MARK: "Yes, and I think I'll handle them a whole lot better with a little caffeine in my system. Get me a blueberry scone and a bone-dry cappuccino, and a lil' something for yourself."
IZZIE: "There's a cafeteria on the second floor and a coffee cart in the lobby."
MARK: "Fiesty."
MARK: "Cappuccino."
IZZIE: "You can kick me back to Bailey if you want. I don't do coffee."
DEREK: "It'd be nice if every love triangle could be fixed with a scalpel."
MARK: "If they could, you would have stabbed me with a ten blade a long time ago."
[both laugh]
MEREDITH: "McSteamy! Woo hoo!"
MARK: "McSteamy? That's what you're calling me now?"
MEREDITH: "Yes... but I don't think you are supposed to know that."
MARK: "How's my favorite dirty mistress?"
MEREDITH: "No, now I'm an adulterous whore!"
