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Mark Sloan Quotes (Page 9)

Season 6, Episode 16: "Perfect Little Accident"
Derek: Screwing drugs reps isn't gonna make you feel better.
Mark: Yeah, it is.
 • Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 14: "Valentine's Day Massacre"
Mark: That's the Sloan nose. Can you see it? That's my dad's nose! He's got the Sloan nose ...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mark: Torres, you know anything about putting together cribs?
Callie: You got a crib?
Mark: Sloan's coming home this week and I got one and I put it together but it wobbles. It can't wobble!
Callie: You're like a sweet dad now. I hardly recognize you.
Mark: Who's that new blonde over there? I may be a dad, but I'm still a single dad. Excuse me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mark: Ahhh! What did you do to your hair?
Lexie: I changed it! [pauses] You thought I was someone else. And you were hitting on me! You are pathetic, and hypocritical and slutty.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mark: [to Lexie] You can't pull it off! Blondes are either bad ass or fun. You're ... you're a brunette!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 13: "State of Love and Trust"
Mark: I'm not the one whose immature. And you made me wreck my skin graft.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mark: I made a bet she wouldn't make it down that aisle. Won $50.
Owen: What aisle?
Mark: You never heard that story? That's a good story.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Derek: That's my chair.
Mark: I know I like it. Makes me feel powerful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mark: [lying with Callie and Arizona] This isn't gonna work for me ...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mark: [to Callie] You're MY friend, not hers. Don't you take her side!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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