Marnie: OK, well, let's just talk about the aesthetic of the wedding.
Bebe: OK.
Marnie: We're thinking Laurel Canyon classic, so does that mean anything to you?
Bebe: Like a Selena Gomez kind of thing?
Marnie: Nope, lemme try that one more time. Let's do like a Ralph Lauren and Joanie Mitchell. Artistic, but also with a nod to my cultural heritage, which is white Christian woman. My fiance and I -- both musicians.
Bebe: OK, so, Jesus. Selena Gomez meets Jesus. I can do it.

I'm so sorry. Sometimes when Desi and I are woodshedding, we go on a cell phone diet.

Shoshanna: I just don't understand why nobody tells you how bad its gonna be in the real world.
Marnie: Yeah they do. It's pretty much all they tell you.

Marnie: I am not the mistress.
Ray: You are 1000 percent the mistress.
Marnie: Not if I end up with him.

Nobody's moving to Iowa, ever. But I'm so happy for you.

It came from like a deep place of insecurity. I'm not proud, at all.

If you're here to tell me what a bad person I am, I don't wanna hear it. Seriously I know. And no I have not told Shoshanna yet but I will and I fucking know I have to do it. And I know that I need to have more respect for the emotional property of other women and I know that I use sex for validation because it's what I do.

You're saying I'm sweet, I'm saying you're sweet, it's sweet.

Adam's friend: Wow you've got a lot of darkness in you.
Marnie: A lot of that is stuff I wrote on Ambien.

By the way your Netflix came. Bridget Jones 2, seriously?

I wouldn't be eating pizza in front of you if I liked you.

Guys we're so disconnected. I thought this would just be a nice opportunity for us to have fun together and prove to everyone via Instagram that we could still have fun as a group.

Girls Quotes

You know how people say that you can't run away from your problems? Well, I moved away from mine. And it worked. So people are so wrong so much of the time.

Shoshanna

I was not rolling my eyes at you, I was looking up at a cloud formation that looked a lot like Blake Lively.

Hannah