Mary Shannon Quotes
He kicked. She? I'm going to go with it.
Seriously, look at his face. It looks like a pug got tossed in the dryer.
Leonard? He's a baby he's not a retired CPA from Scranton.
Holy crap. Did you go to Costco or buy a Costco?
Don't get all Julie McCoy on me. This isn't the Love Boat. There isn't going to be a double wedding.
Whoa, wait. That's what they're going to drive the kid around in? Some junked out background car from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Mary: All I'm thinking now is how I could eat my body weight in blue corn enchiladas, soft beef tacos, and I want to say a side of sauerkraut?
Provo: Sure, who doesn't enjoy Mexican with a side of sauerkraut.
Mary: No, not the actually face.
Marshall: Not my favorite face.
Marshall: It's better than Fallujah. That's our new bumper sticker right?
Mary: It's either that or WITSEC: It's not just for mobsters anymore.
Marshall: I told her that was out of the question.
Mary: Well that always works with teenagers, 'out of the question.' Next time maybe take 'over my dead body' out for a spin.
Give my regards to the sweat lodge and / or asylum.
Family is never perfect. All it is really, is yours.
