Max Blum Quotes
Season 3, Episode 22: "Brothas and Sisters"
Penny: Hello Gay Sir.
Max: Hello Countess von Boobs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Max: Jane you're actin extra nuts, and I'm not talking about mistaking the teaspoon with tablespoon kinda nuts I'm talking about Mel Gibson downing a 5 hour energy and showing up at a Bar Mitzvah kinda nuts.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 21: "Deuce Babylove 2: Electronic BabyDeuce"
Max: It's my fault, I know I'm sorry. It's just I got all paranoid that you guys would move on and start doing rich stuff and I'd never see you guys again because you'd be goin to Eyes Wide Shut parties or hunting people for sport with Tommy Hilfiger or whatever rich people supposedly do.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: We were gonna tag along with you guys to that bris. Alex had never been to one and I don't remember my first two. Of course the second one was less of a religious ceremony and more of a horrific jet skiing accident.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: I wouldn't say we spend that much time together, I mean just breakfast 4 or 5 times a week before work.
Dave: And drinks during the day most days, not everyday but definitely every evening.
Penny: And sure we always deliver news in person.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: What are we gonna do with this big group tomorrow? A little 4 on 4 hoops, maybe an 8 person party bike, a Chinese New Year dragon?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 20: "Un-sabotagable"
Max: What are all those red arrows for?
Jane: Oh, those are all the areas that need improvements.
Max: But those are all of them.
Jane: Yeah, you've got lots of bad areas. You're like the Oakland of gay guys.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 17: "She's Got Game Night"
Max: I know you didn't want me at your little couples game night, but what you didn't count on was the extent of my loneliness.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 16: "Bros Before Bros"
Max: Dammit Chad, you got me in trouble again. That's my underwear monster, I believe you two have met.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Max: You need a dirtbag and luckily enough for you my middle name is Herbert and I'm a dirtbag.
• Rating: Unrated
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