Max Blum Quotes (Page 2)
Season 3, Episode 15: "The Incident"
Max: I mean, you practically begged me to do it by begging me not to do it. In fact sir I would like an apology, I am hurt. I am deeply hurt that you do not know me well enough to know that I would screw this up for you.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: Ahh gay wit, the white noise of the hair salon.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 14: "In the Heat of Noche"
Max: How did we not know power was amazing? Kanye wrote a song about it. Emily and Merrill Boothe named their son after it.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: I feel fresher than a Daisy...Fuentes...joke and nobody's burned her in awhile.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 13: "Our Best Friend's Wedding"
Max: Elton John would just eat these balls up.
• Rating: Unrated
Max [to Brad]: C'mon boo, it's not like you never thought about it Harvey Chocolate Milk.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: Wait is this gonna be a classic group gang hang?
• Rating: Unrated
Max: I can't believe anyone voluntarily decided to marry Penny. I mean she's a disaster of a human woman, am I right?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 12: "The Marry Prankster"
Max: Pen I live by mafia rules, you, your family, anybody in the room. Y'all gotta pay, that's how I roll.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: No we're not even. And when it comes my revenge will be served like the tennis serve of a seventh grade girl. Slow, out of bounds, and I will pull balls out of my skirt.
• Rating: Unrated
Are we missing your favorite quote from "?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!
Total Quotes: 58
