Max Blum Quotes (Page 3)
Season 3, Episode 12: "The Marry Prankster"
Max: I'm rich! I'm no longer the poor one! I'm not sharing this with any of you. You're all dead to me.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 10: "Kickball 2: The Kickening"
Max: It turns out there is crying in kickball.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: We'll start off with some light stretching, which will be followed by some heaving losing, which will then be followed by some heavier drinking.
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Max: Like when Wang Chung tried to have fun the following night.
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Season 3, Episode 9: "Ordinary Extrodinary Love"
Max: Okay I know what you're doing. You're gay Yoda-ing me? Wait is that redundant?
• Rating: Unrated
Max: That's right I'm straight now. From this moment forward, it's gonna be a steady diet of boobs and dudes, dammit. I am not longer interest in men, I am only interest in mankind. From this moment forward it will be a steady diet will be chicks with d...ammit. I love guys. My favorite thing to touch is va-penis.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: Get paid to have sex and eat free food, Jane you beautiful broomstick I love it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 8: "Fowl Play/Date"
Max: I'd storm out right now if my love for funeral food wasn't greater than my hatred for two selfish jerks.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: I plan on wining, dining and 79ing him. And yes if you're wondering that is 10 better!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Max: It's a direct quote from my original screenplay "Heat 2: It's getting hot up in here."
• Rating: Unrated
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