Pen I live by mafia rules, you, your family, anybody in the room. Y'all gotta pay, that's how I roll.

No we're not even. And when it comes my revenge will be served like the tennis serve of a seventh grade girl. Slow, out of bounds, and I will pull balls out of my skirt.

I'm rich! I'm no longer the poor one! I'm not sharing this with any of you. You're all dead to me.

It turns out there is crying in kickball.

We'll start off with some light stretching, which will be followed by some heaving losing, which will then be followed by some heavier drinking.

Like when Wang Chung tried to have fun the following night.

Okay I know what you're doing. You're gay Yoda-ing me? Wait is that redundant?

That's right I'm straight now. From this moment forward, it's gonna be a steady diet of boobs and dudes, dammit. I am not longer interest in men, I am only interest in mankind. From this moment forward it will be a steady diet will be chicks with d...ammit. I love guys. My favorite thing to touch is va-penis.

Get paid to have sex and eat free food, Jane you beautiful broomstick I love it.

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