Max Blum Quotes
Okay I know what you're doing. You're gay Yoda-ing me? Wait is that redundant?
That's right I'm straight now. From this moment forward, it's gonna be a steady diet of boobs and dudes, dammit. I am not longer interest in men, I am only interest in mankind. From this moment forward it will be a steady diet will be chicks with d...ammit. I love guys. My favorite thing to touch is va-penis.
Get paid to have sex and eat free food, Jane you beautiful broomstick I love it.
I'd storm out right now if my love for funeral food wasn't greater than my hatred for two selfish jerks.
I plan on wining, dining and 79ing him. And yes if you're wondering that is 10 better!
Max: It's a direct quote from my original screenplay "Heat 2: It's getting hot up in here."
I didn't vote for Obama because I didn't respect his March Madness bracket!
Max: You didn't like Ringling brother for brothers?
Brad: It would've been the greatest show on earf!
Max: Hello this is not a foursome, you guys are totally fifth wheeling me!
Dave: C'mon man we're not fifth wheeling you, Joey Fatone.
Brad: Yeah you're still part of the group Sporty Spice.
Jane: You're our favorite character Roz from Frasier.
Jane: Penny's happy so as her friend you should-
Max: - Probably be trying to break her and Pete up? Yeah I just don't know if that seems like me.
She's like Crazy Stupid Love crazy, not like people who loved Crazy Stupid Love crazy, I mean she's not a psycho.
I don't know what the two of you are up to, I think it's amazing, I want no part of it.
