Megan Smith Quotes
Rose [taking out knife]: This is a survival kit
Megan: Oh i'm gonna hate this story, aren't it?
Rose: You know how I moved in to my own room about a month ago after I found out you guys all lied to me about different stuff?
Megan: You decided to kill us and leave our bodies in the woods?
Rose: Wow, that's super dark megan
Megan: Some might say she's single handedly revitalizing the economy with her shopping addiction
Rami: Some might ask you to take that silver lining and hang me with it
Marco: Waiting for a distraction is not a plan
Megan: Well it's less fattening than your turtle plan
Megan [about Charlie]: When all is said and done, he's my best friend in the whole world and I have to say goodbye
Will: And what I'm saying is you've already kissed your best friend goodbye
[after Megan and Charlie kiss]
Charlie: I love you Megan.. Tell me you feel the same way and I won't go. Tell me you need me to stay
Will: I'm sorry I told you to ditch your family. The woman I fell in love with could never give up on anybody
Megan: did you just..?
Will: That's right, I love you Megan Smith. Deal with that
Megan: I love you too
Sage, when I was your age, my biggest concern was trying to get Ethan Hawke to marry me. The Realty Bites Ethan Hawke, not the "I left my wife for my nanny and haven't showered in ten days" Ethan Hawke
Megan: ...change your hair?
Marco: I'm not 16, a girl, or white
Megan: Cancel the check!
Will: The bank's closed
Megan: You're a billionaire, isn't there a special number you call?
Will: Yah it's 1-800-im-rich
Megan: That's not even enough numbers
If Rose were a serial killer, Sage would just stay in jail to braid her hair
Rose: Megan do you know anything about knives?
Megan: Okay, i don't like where this conversation is going already
I am not paying this much for a ticket. What are you guys serving, diamond lobster?