Season 1, Episode 18: "All About a Brand New You"
Rose: All this personal growth stuff is stressful.. it's hard figuring out who you want to beSage: Frankly I don't know why we started trying. Things were a lot easier when we just shopped... I blame Megan
Sage: Totally
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Zach: I don't know if I'm ever gonna be the type of guy that can go number two in the woods
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Sage: I don't need bullets points to make people agree with me, I have a black AMEX card for that
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Rose [taking out knife]: This is a survival kit
Megan: Oh i'm gonna hate this story, aren't it?
Rose: You know how I moved in to my own room about a month ago after I found out you guys all lied to me about different stuff?
Megan: You decided to kill us and leave our bodies in the woods?
Rose: Wow, that's super dark megan
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Megan: Some might say she's single handedly revitalizing the economy with her shopping addiction
Rami: Some might ask you to take that silver lining and hang me with it
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Season 1, Episode 17: "All About Betrayal"
Keith: I did the math and it turns out Smirnoff vanilla vodka is cheaper than artificial insemination• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Marco: Waiting for a distraction is not a plan
Megan: Well it's less fattening than your turtle plan
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Season 1, Episode 16: "All About Confessions"
Rose: I think you're way overreactingSage: Umm.. you're obsessing over a fat girl from spacecamp and I'm overreacting? My guy is a religious zealot!
Rose: He goes to church
Sage: Zealot
Rose: That does not make him a zealot...
Sage: Come on, you've seen The Da Vinci Code. What if he's the albino and flogs himself?
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Charlie [to Megan]: Owe! You're unusually strong for a little person
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Mandy [to Megan]: You play and sweet and adorable but the truth is you're completely selfish. You're the worst kind of bad person cause you think your good but you're not. You're not a good person at all
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