Episode 18: "All About a Brand New You"
Rose: All this personal growth stuff is stressful.. it's hard figuring out who you want to be
Sage: Frankly I don't know why we started trying. Things were a lot easier when we just shopped... I blame Megan
Sage: Totally [permalink]
Zach: I don't know if I'm ever gonna be the type of guy that can go number two in the woods [permalink]
Sage: I don't need bullets points to make people agree with me, I have a black AMEX card for that [permalink]
Rose [taking out knife]: This is a survival kit
Megan: Oh i'm gonna hate this story, aren't it?
Rose: You know how I moved in to my own room about a month ago after I found out you guys all lied to me about different stuff?
Megan: You decided to kill us and leave our bodies in the woods?
Rose: Wow, that's super dark megan [permalink]
Megan: Some might say she's single handedly revitalizing the economy with her shopping addiction
Rami: Some might ask you to take that silver lining and hang me with it [permalink]
Episode 17: "All About Betrayal"
Keith: I did the math and it turns out Smirnoff vanilla vodka is cheaper than artificial insemination [permalink]
Marco: Waiting for a distraction is not a plan
Megan: Well it's less fattening than your turtle plan [permalink]
Episode 16: "All About Confessions"
Rose: I think you're way overreacting
Sage: Umm.. you're obsessing over a fat girl from spacecamp and I'm overreacting? My guy is a religious zealot!
Rose: He goes to church
Sage: Zealot
Rose: That does not make him a zealot...
Sage: Come on, you've seen The Da Vinci Code. What if he's the albino and flogs himself? [permalink]
Charlie [to Megan]: Owe! You're unusually strong for a little person [permalink]
Mandy [to Megan]: You play and sweet and adorable but the truth is you're completely selfish. You're the worst kind of bad person cause you think your good but you're not. You're not a good person at all [permalink]
Megan [about Charlie]: When all is said and done, he's my best friend in the whole world and I have to say goodbye
Will: And what I'm saying is you've already kissed your best friend goodbye [permalink]
Rose [about Luis]: What if he started avoiding you after you told him you never had sex before?
Sage: I would hate him.
Rose: Exactly. Almost as much as I hate emo [permalink]
[after Megan and Charlie kiss]
Megan: Woh..
Charlie: I love you Megan.. Tell me you feel the same way and I won't go. Tell me you need me to stay [permalink]
Episode 15: "All About the Big Picture"
Will: I'm sorry I told you to ditch your family. The woman I fell in love with could never give up on anybody
Megan: did you just..?
Will: That's right, I love you Megan Smith. Deal with that
Megan: I love you too [permalink]
Megan: Sage, when I was your age, my biggest concern was trying to get Ethan Hawke to marry me. The Realty Bites Ethan Hawke, not the "I left my wife for my nanny and haven't showered in ten days" Ethan Hawke [permalink]
Megan: ...change your hair?
Marco: I'm not 16, a girl, or white [permalink]
Zach: I don't know how you girls can walk so fast in those heels
Girls' Friend: Rose can each you, she's your size [permalink]
Megan: Cancel the check!
Will: The bank's closed
Megan: You're a billionaire, isn't there a special number you call?
Will: Yah it's 1-800-im-rich
Megan: That's not even enough numbers [permalink]
Episode 14: "All About Tough Love"
Rose [to Zach]: As far as nerds go, you're even cooler than Michael Cera [permalink]
Rose [to Zach]: Why would you lie to me so early in our relationship? I mean that is something you do in like week two when things get really hard [permalink]
