Favorite Melissa Glaser Quotes
Adam: Things will get better, I promise.
Melissa: When? I thought having magic was supposed to be magical.
I guess my taste in guys has hit a new low I never imagined possible.
Nick: Why do you wanna go to the dance together?
Melissa: Because I'm feeling kind of slutty!
Diana: No. Not impossible. We can't think that way. We're witches, dammit. We can get whoever we want.
Melissa: Because we're witches?
Diana: No. Because we're tough. And we're dressed kinda slutty.
Melissa: Faye, I just told you Cassie dug up her father's grave.
Faye: Of course she did, because she's a creepy little Stepford ghoul with dark magic and daddy issues.
The six of us together couldn't stop Samuel and he only had one demon in him, Eben has six!
Faye: Don't be that pathetic girl who thinks "he will change for me," they never change.
Melissa: Ok I got it, he's a loser, I'm a loser, feel better?
You're a master elder with a badass cloaking spell and you use it to hide your girly mags?
If I has as much power as you think I do, do you really want to test it?
Faye was saying some things and I made the mistake of listening.
Melissa: Don't go bragging.
Nick: I'm gonna brag about you??!?
Melissa: You're an ass.
John: Very creative, like your mother.
Melissa: I didn't realize you knew her that well.
John: Oh yeah, we spent hours in these woods and she showed me all the plants medicinal properties. You meant the world to her.
