Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.

I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle that is Michael.

Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.

My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.

Mercedes: Did you know New York City was built on top of Old York City?
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not sure.

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.

I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?

There's only one "i" in diva, Rachel. And that "i" is me.

We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.

Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn