I most look forward to meeting Rachel Berry's children.

Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.

Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.

I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle that is Michael.

Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.

My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.

Mercedes: Did you know New York City was built on top of Old York City?
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not sure.

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.

I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?

There's only one "i" in diva, Rachel. And that "i" is me.

We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.

Glee Quotes

It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.


What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.