I most look forward to meeting Rachel Berry's children.

Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.

Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.

I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle that is Michael.

Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.

My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.

Mercedes: Did you know New York City was built on top of Old York City?
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not sure.

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.

I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?

There's only one "i" in diva, Rachel. And that "i" is me.

We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.

Glee Quotes

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine