My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.

Mercedes: Did you know New York City was built on top of Old York City?
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not sure.

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.

I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?

There's only one "i" in diva, Rachel. And that "i" is me.

We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.

Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.

Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we're not in glee club together.
Puck: She has a point.

Puck: Girl, you got more curves than a Nissan ad.
Mercedes: Seriously? That's what you came up with?

Puck: I'm a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die.
Mercedes: Me and you would not work out. You're top 40. I'm rhythm and blues.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn