I most look forward to meeting Rachel Berry's children.

Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.

Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.

I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle that is Michael.

Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.

My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.

Mercedes: Did you know New York City was built on top of Old York City?
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not sure.

Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.

At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.

I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?

There's only one "i" in diva, Rachel. And that "i" is me.

We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.