Mercedes Jones Quotes
I most look forward to meeting Rachel Berry's children.
Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.
Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.
I don't want to see the spectacle that is Michael. I want to be the spectacle that is Michael.
Know what, Rachel? Hug me after I get the part.
My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.
Mercedes: Did you know New York City was built on top of Old York City?
Tina: I'm pretty sure that's not sure.
Mercedes: So is that a men sweater?
Kurt: Fashion has no gender.
At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.
I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?
There's only one "i" in diva, Rachel. And that "i" is me.
We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.