Glee

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Why does everyone assume I'm angry all the time? It's called being sassy.

Kurt: You shouldn't be embarrassed about your boy.
Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I'm worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.

Mercedes: That would make you, like, 30.
Sue: 29.

As soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any of you.

I can't be co-captain. No time. Kwanza!

Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder.

The slushee wars have commenced. None of us are safe.

Mercedes: Can we try something a little more black?
Rachel: It's glee club. Not crunk club.

Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.

Oh, HELL to the no! Look, I'm not down with this background singin' nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland.

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Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine