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Greys-anatomy

Alex: you know you were an intern balling an attending once.
Meredith: You kiss my kids with that mouth?

Richard: Are you cooking?
Meredith: Is that so preposterous?
Richard: Do you want a straight answer?

So, how do you beat the odds when it’s one against a billion? You’re just outnumbered. You stand strong, keep pushing yourself against all rational limits, and never give up. But the truth of the matter is despite how hard you try and fight to stay in control, when it’s all said and done, sometimes you’re just outnumbered.

Meredith: Are you sure? There’s going to be a piñata.
Callie: Shut up.
Meredith: And pin the head on the skeleton.
Callie: Damn it. They’re so cute when they’re blindfolded.
Meredith: Bobbing for apples.
Callie: They’re even cuter when they bob.

Jo: That is a pancreatic pseudocyst. Bam!
Richard: Did you just say bam?

Jo: I need an ultrasound.
Meredith: Are you pregnant? Does Alex know?

Meredith: You make me sound like a soft drink.
Callie: Yeah, I'm reinvesting in myself.
 

I don't ease back in. I jump in the deep end. I swim.

Meredith: You pulled a sleeping baby out of daycare to do your dirty work. You're disgusting!
Derek: He's got his mother's sparkle.

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