Mike Biggs Quotes
Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wedding"
Mike: Have you heard from Molly?
Joyce: I'm sure everything's fine. We left her with Victoria.
Mike: No disrespect Mrs. Flynn, but those two sentences don't go together.
• Rating: Unrated
Mike: The sound of my parents slapping their sweaty bodies together? It was like Satan clapping his hands.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 22: "The Rehearsal "
Molly: Why don't you stay with your mom tomorrow night?
Mike: For the same reason I don't chew on tinfoil or try to kiss bears.
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Mike: I look like a portly James Bond. Double - X Seven.
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Molly: You're gonna kill him right? Please tell me you're gonna kill him.
Mike: If I say yes, it's premeditated.
Molly: Smart. I love you.
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Season 2, Episode 20: "The Dress"
Mike: Wait, you mean she's acted like this before?
Joyce: Prom, senior picture day, and one god awful summer when she decided to master the accordion.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Molly: Slow and steady always wins the race. Don't I always say that?
Mike: She does, never in the right context, but it's a good saying anyway.
• Rating: Unrated
Mike: We Biggs don't tone and we don't tan - we burn and we stroke out.
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Carl: Now if you want to get into your bride's head a little bit, just change "boobs" to "holy matrimony".
Mike: Wow, I had no idea it consumed their every though and dictated their every action.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 19: "Molly Can't Lie"
Mike: Maybe if you had talked a little less and listened a little more we wouldn't be in this mess!
Molly: Really?
Mike: Listen, I don't want a big fight.
Molly: Well, it's too late for that.
• Rating: Unrated
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