Mike Delfino Quotes
Season 7, Episode 23: "Come on Over for Dinner"
Mike: Should I offer to loan him a shirt?
Lee: Don't you dare!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 1: "Remember Paul?"
Mike: If you field this one, I'll tell him where babies come from.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 21: "A Little Night Music"
Mike: Why is there a big ass piano in our house?
Susan: Actually, Big Ass stopped making pianos. This is a Yamaha.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 17: "Chromolume #7"
Mike: Did you just say Katherine is a leprechaun?
Susan: Lesbian. Katherine is a lesbian.
Mike: Okay. The first one made more sense.
Susan: Apparently, the other night, Katherine and Robin got a little drunk...
Mike: Hold it. Robin?
Susan: Yeah. She's a leprechaun, too.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 5: "Everybody Ought to Have a Maid"
Mike: Honey, let her have her lies. Let her plot. You got nothing to worry about. You mean everything to me and Katherine means nothing.
Susan: Well, that's sweet. I'm gonna go tell her you said that.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 23: "Getting Married Today"
Mike: I'm not Ian. I can't afford to move you into a mansion, or fly you off to Paris. But I'll be damned if I don't give you the same dream wedding he would've given you.
• Rating: Unrated
Susan: I'm thinking a chocolate fountain would be a cool centerpiece to a dessert buffet.
Mike: Dessert buffet? We're having a wedding cake, right? Isn't that a dessert?
Susan: Yeah, but you have to give people a choice. Don't you think a chocolate fountain would be elegant?
Mike: I don't know, you, a big, white dress, melted chocolate? Am I the only one hearing alarm bells?
• Rating: Unrated
Susan: You name one thing that you think is going over the top.
Mike: The dove wrangler...
Susan: Well the doves aren't going to release themselves!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 22: "What Would We Do Without You?"
Mary Alice: (narrating) Yes, Susan knew Mike was about to pop the question. The one she thought he'd never ask...
Susan: Oh, Mike.
Mary Alice: And thanks to Susan..
Susan: Will you marry me?
Mary Alice: ...he never did... Luckily, it wasn't the question she needed to hear...
Mike: I kinda had a speech prepared, but, sure, what the heck.
Mary Alice: ...it was the answer.
(Mike puts the ring on Susan's finger.)
• Rating: Unrated
Gabrielle: (to Susan) Oh, Susan, Julie told me about Ian I'm so sorry, you must be devastated.
(Mike is moving his stuff over to Susan's house)
Mike: Hey Gaby.
Gabrielle: (to Susan) I see you've picked up the pieces!
• Rating: Unrated
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