Favorite Miles Matheson Quotes
Charlie: Wait, you're Uncle Miles?
Miles: Underwhelmed?
You know, you could just let me go I'll drink myself to death.
Most people do.
You have family? Miles
It's irritating when a dumb kid tells you what to do, isn't it?
Miles: Your dad told you stories of Walker, Texas Ranger?
Sheriff: Why? Have you heard of him?
Miles: His legend's known far and wide.
Conan the Librarian.
Nora: Wow, can you boil everything down to getting laid?
Miles: Yeah.
Run you idiot!
You guard nipples. If he even tries to move, go ahead shoot him.
Well, let's be honest, you're a sociopath.
Charlie: You look terrible.
Miles: Part of the charm.
Try to keep your stupid to a minimum.
