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Ming Haung Quotes

Ming: Ex-nay on the Chinese-a. The mafia is everywhere, and they can't know what I know. It's all about the long play.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ming: I'm gonna bump uglies tonight!
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Jenna: What kind of day are we looking at? Lunch in the bathroom?
Ming: Nope, I'm clear for quad exposure. I'm back in with the mafia, big time. They got my parents to buy me a car.
Jenna: You're kidding, why?
Ming: It's a peace offering. Becca's scared sh*tless of you, and by proxy now me.
Jenna: Why is she scared of me?
Tamara: Putting yourself up for public consumption is like batshizat on crack. You're the scariest kind of loose canon Jenna you're a suicide bomber.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tamara: Holy sh*t!
Ming: Holy sh*t!
Jenna: You are supposed to be calming me down!
Tamara: I am sorry J, but holy sh*t!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ming: You know my locker combo?
Becca: I also know your bra size, but I'm not gonna advertise it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fred: Are you familiar with the difference between a White bitch and an Asian bitch? When a White bitch is after you she's in your face: loud, angry, making sure she knows that you're responsible for your destruction. The Asian bitch...
Ming: derives from the way of the Ninja. They're everywhere and nowhere, all stealth, you never see an Asian bitch coming.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Tamara: Am I cockblocking?
Ming: Yes!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ming: It's a good day to be Asian.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ming: The Asians? I'm not eating lunch with those people.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Ming: Asians aren't magic, they don't have control over everything.
Jenna: Yes they do. Why do you think our school flag has a dragon on it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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