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Put those crazy eyes somewhere else I’ll fix it!

Dude, I wasn’t paying attention to you. I was watching the show.

Jenna: The Mafia knows?
Ming: Is that a rhetorical question? Of course we do! We're magic.

We shouldn't be meeting on school grounds. Hello Kitty might see us!

If it takes the rest of my life I'm going to take that cunt down.

I asked a White Bitch for Asian Bitch advice! Fuck me!

Ex-nay on the Chinese-a. The mafia is everywhere, and they can't know what I know. It's all about the long play.

I'm gonna bump uglies tonight!

Jenna: What kind of day are we looking at? Lunch in the bathroom?
Ming: Nope, I'm clear for quad exposure. I'm back in with the mafia, big time. They got my parents to buy me a car.
Jenna: You're kidding, why?
Ming: It's a peace offering. Becca's scared sh*tless of you, and by proxy now me.
Jenna: Why is she scared of me?
Tamara: Putting yourself up for public consumption is like batshizat on crack. You're the scariest kind of loose canon Jenna you're a suicide bomber.

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