Ming Haung Quotes
Tamara: Am I cockblocking?
It's a good day to be Asian.
The Asians? I'm not eating lunch with those people.
Ming: Asians aren't magic, they don't have control over everything.
Jenna: Yes they do. Why do you think our school flag has a dragon on it?
Becca: What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores?
Becca: Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring break-ed in Cabo, downed Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band?
Becca: Not a cool Asian either.
Ming: So what am I?
Tamara: You would know if it was me. I can't keep a secret for shit.
Jenna: Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.
Ming: Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night I'm down for the cause.
We didn't become a billion strong by hanging out in the library.
Welcome to karma-geddon bitch.