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Awkward

Welcome to karma-geddon bitch.

We didn't become a billion strong by hanging out in the library.

Jenna: Is there something you want to tell me? Because I'm pretty sure Viera is of the Ellen variety.
Ming: Going with a girlfriend was the only way my parents would let me go so if I have to let her feel me up at the end of the night I'm down for the cause.

Tamara: You would know if it was me. I can't keep a secret for shit.
Ming: True.

Becca: What I don't know is, are you a cool Asian or a school Asian? What are your PSAT scores?
Ming: 120.
Becca: Low. You're not a school Asian. Have you ever spring break-ed in Cabo, downed Adderall, or had an affair with the lead singer of an indie rock band?
Ming: No.
Becca: Not a cool Asian either.
Ming: So what am I?
Becca: White.

Ming: Asians aren't magic, they don't have control over everything.
Jenna: Yes they do. Why do you think our school flag has a dragon on it?

The Asians? I'm not eating lunch with those people.

It's a good day to be Asian.

Tamara: Am I cockblocking?
Ming: Yes!

Fred: Are you familiar with the difference between a White bitch and an Asian bitch? When a White bitch is after you she's in your face: loud, angry, making sure she knows that you're responsible for your destruction. The Asian bitch...
Ming: derives from the way of the Ninja. They're everywhere and nowhere, all stealth, you never see an Asian bitch coming.

Ming: You know my locker combo?
Becca: I also know your bra size, but I'm not gonna advertise it.

Tamara: Holy sh*t!
Ming: Holy sh*t!
Jenna: You are supposed to be calming me down!
Tamara: I am sorry J, but holy sh*t!

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Awkward Quotes

Without the bad days we can never appreciate the good ones, and, there are so many good days coming your way. Just do me a favor, forgive yourself like you forgave me.

Lacey

Eva: Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.
Sadie: I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.

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