Miranda Hobbes Quotes
I do love you, but I've never lived with anybody before, and I'm stubborn, and I like the remote, and I can't cook, and I don't do laundry sometimes for like two weeks, and my sponges smell, and you're gonna see all that, and I'm scared, and I don't know if I can move forward, but I really don't wanna lose you.
: I'm gonna find my inner goddess if it kills me.
Miranda: I'm never going to be a girly girl, I never will. I'm never going to be a lotus flower.
Carrie: May I just say, thank God.
Miranda: A girly girl would want her boyfirend to move in.
Carrie: Yea, she also wears makeup to the gym.
Miranda: And makes little hearts above her I's.
Miranda: See, my hips don't pop, I'm a guy.
Carrie: You're, insane!
Miranda: That pile, your stuff, you have to keep it neater.
Steve: Maybe, if you could spare a drawer or a box or something I could keep my underwear out of the way.
Miranda: You want a drawer?
Steve: Actually, actually...I would like to move in.
Carrie: What about my problem.
Miranda: Stop, kissing him.
Carrie: Easy, for her to say.
Samantha: You know I think it's great. He's open to all sexual experiences. He's evolved. He's hot.
Miranda: He's not hot. It's greedy. he's double dipping.
Samantha: You're not marrying the guy. You're making out with him. Enjoy it and don't worry about the label.
Charlotte: I'm very into labels; gay, straight, pick a side and stay there.
Carrie: You know I'm not even sure bi-sexuality exists? I think it's just a layover on the way to gay town.
Miranda: Isn't that right next to Ricky Martinville
Carrie: When did this happen? When did the sexes get all confused?
Miranda: Somewhere between Gen X and Gen Y, they blended and made XY.
Miranda: Well, I'm gonna drag myself home. You wanna share a cab?
Carrie: No, I'm meeting Sean.
Charlotte: Oh, the young guy?
Carrie: He's not that young.
Miranda: Carrie, he's twenty six. His generation is a totally different letter than ours.
Carrie: Oh, who cares, age is an illusion.
Miranda: Who knew it was this easy, all it takes is some stick on side burns and a sock in your pants.
Samantha: That's some sock.
Miranda: Seriously, that's a woman?
Carrie: That's a woman.
Stafford: Look at that bulge, it's shocking
Carrie: Yea, I know, hurry up and look before Guiliani shuts it down.
