Miranda Hobbes Quotes
Miranda: They know your straight right?
Chalotte: I'm sure they do, but we don't even talk about sex, it's a non-issue.
Miranda: You have to tell them, otherwise your just leading them on.
Samantha: That's right, your nothing more than a big clit tease.
Oh, haven't you heard? Charlotte's a lesbian now.
I was a major lesbian back in 4th grade. Wendy Kristen we kissed. It was nice.
Samantha: What is this thing, that guys have these days about wanting to shave your pubic hair?
Miranda: It's obvious, they want a little girl.
Charlotte enters the room
Samantha: Wow, you didn't have to get all dressed up for us.
Miranda: Why not, you did your hair?
Carrie: Well, I think maybe there's a cheating curve. That someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat.
Miranda: That's moral relativism!
Carrie: I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.
Miranda: I'm telling you, if I was a single man none of this would be happening.
Samantha: If you were a single man, I'd date you.
Miranda: Are you saying you fucked him back to life?
Charlotte: In a way, yes.
Carrie: Man, you're good.
Samantha: Is he really that bad in bed?
Miranda: No, he's just, he's a guy. They can re-build a jet engine but when it comes to a woman, what's the big mystery? It's my clitoris, not the Sphinx.
Samantha: It's not really their fault you know, they don't come with a manual. If I had a son I'd teach him all about the vagina.
Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services.
Miranda: I'm impressed, not dumping us for a guy.
Samantha: Is that the kind of girl you think I am?
(the girls are jogging in the park)
Charlotte: Cute, who's that?
Miranda: An Ophthalmologist I once faked orgasms with.
Carrie: Ok, we're officially stopping.
Miranda: I only slept with him twice. The first time I faked it because it was never going to happen, and the second time I had to fake it because I faked it the first time.
Miranda: Orgasms, major thing in a relationship.
Charlotte: But it's not the only thing. Orgasms don't send you Valentine's Day cards and they don't hold you hand during a sad movie.
Carrie: Mine do!
