Pete: Myka, are you hurt?
Myka: Well not physically, but next Thanksgiving might be a little problematic.

Myka: Listen, when Cody hit you, I think that I saw something.
Pete: All I saw were stars oh and little birds.

Myka: You sure you are ok? You still look a little woozy.
Pete: That's my look.

Myka: So what about Paul Bunyan's axe, or David's slingshot?
Pete: Or how about bag of magical beans?
Artie: We got the axe, we got the slingshot. The beans, please - that's just a fairytale.
Pete: It's good to know where we draw the line.

Myka: So why didn't the wishing work?
Pete: I've been thinking about that too. Maybe the dog tags just work on people that you love right? Judy's grandpa used it on his army buddy. Judy used it on Mike. I used it on..... do I have a booger?
Myka: No, no, no, no. You just admitted you love me.
Pete: I also love fajitas, cage fighting and bald women. I mean Sinead O'Connor.

Myka: Are you living in 1957? Getting pregnant is not on my current to do list.
Artie: How about finding an artifact? Is that on your current to do list?

Steve: There had to be a price for Claudia bringing me back. But I won't let Claudia pay with her own life.
Myka: What does she think about all this?
Steve: [won't look at her]
Myka: You haven't talked to her yet.

Myka: Artie! Finally you were supposed to be here 30 minutes ago. You're never late. Are you ok?
Claudia: I told them you got hung up telling kids to get off your lawn.
Steve: Maybe you were busy inventing fire.

Myka: I'm gonna check his browser history.
Pete: Oh, look at you going all Claudia.

That's Portuguese for "push the button." [Everyone looks at Myka awkwardly] Really? This is still a surprise to you?

Myka: That explains why Pete didn't hit on that flight attendant.
Pete: I know, right? That's not like me.

Pete: Not gay, but open minded! [Pete Head-butts a big guy]
Myka: Really? That was the plan? Hit the big one?