There is no reality in which I would live in South Dakota.

Myka: Let me be perfectly clear, I know places where people would never find your body.
Pete: Deal, I'll even dig the hole.

Artie: People's lives are far more intertwined than we all realize.
Myka: Intertwined? As in a nutball follows me home from a bar, I release a terrorist from prison, and then what? I lose my job?
Pete: When, you put it that way, yeah.
Artie: Yes.

Claudia: How long have you two been partners?
Myka: 3 hours.
Pete: 3 years.

Myka: So you're just gonna lie down? Who are you?
Pete: Guy who knew you'd follow me. Old chum, welcome to the Pete cave.

Myka: Why did you come in here all guns a blazing?
Pete: It's an escaped H.G. Wells Mykes what if she was having one of her "lets end the world" days.

Myka: Let's check out Lover's Lane.
Pete: Okay, but I only go to third base.

Please tell me I didn't eat anyone.

Myka: Say it.
Pete: Fine, you were right, zapping her should have been Plan A.

Pete: Whoa.
Myka: Yeah, even I'm getting a bad vibe.

No glove, no love man!

Myka: Pete, what are you doing?
Pete: Well, I'm thinking like Myka. Yeah, I mean when something doesn't make sense Myka tries to make sense of it, but not right because she's too emotional which is where Pete usually is, emotional.

Warehouse 13 Quotes

That's not hockey. That's pole vaulting.

Pete

Not all wonders are endless Claudia.

Mrs. Frederic