Mrs. Clark: We have a life together.
Naomi: Mom, what kind of life is this?

My family is so fake.

Annie: I am not having sex with Ty Collins.
Naomi: Why not? You should explore the benefits.

Doesn't everyone want what Ethan and I have?

Ethan: Gonna be staring at your Sidekick all night?
Naomi: Gonna be staring at fake boobs all night?

Naomi: How's mommy dearest?
Adrianna: Desperate to be Dina Lohan.

We've only been broken up for a few days and you already have a baby with someone else?

Now that I know who you are it's probably gonna sting a lot harder when i never talk to you again

Nina: I hate thongs, they make me feel like someone's thumb stuck is in my ass
Naomi: You'd certainly know what that feels like, wouldn't you, Nina?

I'm gonna get us some fruity, crappy, non alcoholic drinks... woohoo!

Annie is a whore who went out with my boyfriend when I asked her not to.

Everyone knows McLovin. No one has any clue that Topeka is the capital of Kansas.

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid