Fortunately for you, I speak fluent Sidekick.

I'm saying you should have an abortion!

If I sleep on wet hair, it's a crap fiesta in the morning.

I don't need a father anymore... but I do need you to more your car.

If Perez Hilton has taught us anything, it's that you can't hide a baby bump forever.

Adrianna: There are a lot of deserving people who can't have kids.
Naomi: I know, I saw Juno, too.

If I were going to the island of lesbos, you'd be my pick.

There are a lot of other fish in the sea. Equally cute fish.

Naomi: Play your cards right and maybe we'll see some along time together.
Liam: That's an oxymoron.

Annie: Why don't you just ask him for an explanation?
Naomi: Oh my God! I love living with you!

Super hot gyno; when he talks, I listen!

Everyone knows McLovin. No one has any clue that Topeka is the capital of Kansas.

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid