Gossip Girl

Nate Archibald Quotes (Page 11)

Dan: Don't think this means I've been calling out your name in my sleep.
Nate: I haven't been writing Mrs. Dan Humphrey in my notebook.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Juliet: Nate, this isn't me. You know that.
Nate: How would I ever believe anything you say again?
Blair: Well you can believe the part where she does her own hair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Everyone your own age is mad at you so you're befriending the dean?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Nate: Yo. Where have you been? You haven't been home in days.
Chuck: The New York Marathon was this weekend. Those women run 26.2 miles in under three hours so their warm-ups are key.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Serena: We've witnessed the Waldorf-Bass wars firsthand. We know you both. You have nuclear capability.
Nate: Sooner or later one of you is going to press the other's button and we're going to end up with nothing but cockroaches.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: What is he doing here?
Chuck: What is she doing here?
Blair: And who brought the Avon Lady?
Nate: She's a court stenographer. And there's a notary on the way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: [to Dan] Yeah, yeah. I missed you too ... no hugs.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Nate: Thanks for coming with me man.
Dan: No problem. I shouldn't have told you about the cotton swab thing. That was insensitive.
 • Rating: Unrated

Juliet: Okay, it says here that you both slept with Serena and Vanessa, and that Vanessa also slept with Chuck, who slept with Blair.
Nate: All that's on Gossip Girl?
Juliet: Yeah. She made a flow chart actually, which I have to say is very helpful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: You guys haven't ...
Nate: No. I spent the night at her place, but I took a page from the ol' Humphrey playbook and we just talked and played Scrabble.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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