Nate Archibald Quotes
Dan doesn't usually participate.
Time flies when you're having a Wii tennis death match.
Jenny: I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a food group.
Nate: Yeah, how are you not like 500 pounds?
Nate: You deserve to be alone.
Chuck: I may be heartless, but you're naive.
You're Blair Waldorf. Punishment is your middle name.
[to V] Two words for you. Role play.
Serena, I lost my virginity to you on a bar at the Campbell Apartment. When I woke up the next day, the person I lost my virginity to, the person I loved, was gone. Never to be heard from again for a year.
I told you I was good in the kitchen.
We broke my dresser
Nate: But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth!
Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts.
Serena: Since when do you cook?
Nate: Honestly, I didn't even know we had a fridge until this morning.
[to Tripp] You left her alone in a wrecked car, and you moved her? What happened do you man? You were the good guy! The honest one.
