Dan doesn't usually participate.

Time flies when you're having a Wii tennis death match.

Jenny: I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a food group.
Nate: Yeah, how are you not like 500 pounds?

Nate: You deserve to be alone.
Chuck: I may be heartless, but you're naive.

You're Blair Waldorf. Punishment is your middle name.

[to V] Two words for you. Role play.

Serena, I lost my virginity to you on a bar at the Campbell Apartment. When I woke up the next day, the person I lost my virginity to, the person I loved, was gone. Never to be heard from again for a year.

I told you I was good in the kitchen.

We broke my dresser

Nate: But Bart told you your mother died in childbirth!
Chuck: He also told me kids wear suits to kindergarten and blue-chip stocks are great for birthday gifts.

Serena: Since when do you cook?
Nate: Honestly, I didn't even know we had a fridge until this morning.

[to Tripp] You left her alone in a wrecked car, and you moved her? What happened do you man? You were the good guy! The honest one.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Life isn't a fairy tale, and happy endings are few and far between.

Gossip Girl

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?