Chuck: I just walked past your dad in a $2,000 suit.
Nate: It seems the Captain, who could barely get an interview for a custodial position, got a big executive position with the guy trying to buy your company.

Nate: Hey man, how was New Zealand?
Chuck: I have to say, it was an extraordinary bust.

The Captain: I'm gonna make you proud of me, I promise.
Nate: That's what you said right before you got caught.

Nate: You know what? A celebratory sounds like a good after-party. Maybe you could get an advance, pick up the check.
The Captain: At the pay grade I'm at, I hope you don't mind a Halal cart.

Howard: You gettin' soft kid?
Nate: No, I'm getting bursitis. That was mile nine. Maybe we should head back.
Howard: I feel like I'm 20 again.
Nate: I am 20 and I feel like I'm going to puke up a lung.

The Captain: Hey Nate, need one more for a foursome. You in, dude?
Nate: That's not what it sounded like. But I should go. Good luck.
Chuck: You too.

I'm out buying you some new clothes. I know you've been locked away for awhile, but no one's wearing orange this season.

Dan: See I told you. Food is more delicious when you cook it yourself.
Nate: Yup. That's why we're going to end this experiment in middle class living and then call the housekeeper to clean up.
Blair: No way! I stuck my hand up a turkey's butt. You're not getting out of your job.

[to Dan] Maybe you just want to think that, because it's easier than the truth.

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