Gossip Girl

Nate Archibald Quotes (Page 9)

The Captain: I'm gonna make you proud of me, I promise.
Nate: That's what you said right before you got caught.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: You know what? A celebratory sounds like a good after-party. Maybe you could get an advance, pick up the check.
The Captain: At the pay grade I'm at, I hope you don't mind a Halal cart.
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Howard: You gettin' soft kid?
Nate: No, I'm getting bursitis. That was mile nine. Maybe we should head back.
Howard: I feel like I'm 20 again.
Nate: I am 20 and I feel like I'm going to puke up a lung.
 • Rating: Unrated

The Captain: Hey Nate, need one more for a foursome. You in, dude?
Nate: That's not what it sounded like. But I should go. Good luck.
Chuck: You too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: I'm out buying you some new clothes. I know you've been locked away for awhile, but no one's wearing orange this season.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: See I told you. Food is more delicious when you cook it yourself.
Nate: Yup. That's why we're going to end this experiment in middle class living and then call the housekeeper to clean up.
Blair: No way! I stuck my hand up a turkey's butt. You're not getting out of your job.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: [to Dan] Maybe you just want to think that, because it's easier than the truth.
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Nate: Relax, man, girls know that when a guy says that during it doesn't mean 'I love you,' it means 'I love having sex with you.'
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Dan: Don't think this means I've been calling out your name in my sleep.
Nate: I haven't been writing Mrs. Dan Humphrey in my notebook.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Juliet: Nate, this isn't me. You know that.
Nate: How would I ever believe anything you say again?
Blair: Well you can believe the part where she does her own hair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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