Nathan: Do you believe this? Do you realize how ridiculous this is? The guy shot his brother at point blank range and now he has a hit TV show. He's rolling out some rigged up lie detector machine and I have to sit 3,000 miles away and just take it.
Haley: Screw him. I mean it. Let's not even watch the rest of the show. It's a nice day. It's a nice life.
Nathan: How can you be so strong?

Haley: He is the healthiest looking dying man I've ever seen.
Nathan: I guess evil does a body good.

Why don't you put some ice on it Brooke?

Haley: Can Clay fix this?
Nathan: No. As of five minutes ago, I'm not gonna be a Bobcat.

David: We're actually having fun together. She's the first person who's made me smile in a long time.
Nathan: Just make sure you like her for the right reasons, and not because she reminds you of your sister.

Nathan: So now I know. I don't ever remember feeling like this, Haley. Yeah, like with my dad, but she abandoned me.
Haley: I'm sorry.
Nathan: I can't go back there. I can't live with my dad, either. I'm screwed.
Haley: Maybe not. There might be an answer.

Dan: Five-speed Mustang fully-loaded and it's all yours. I know this divorce has been hard on you, Nate. I just want to thank you for sticking by the old man. What's the matter? You're not supposed to look around at a gift, ya know.
Nathan: It's not a gift, Dad. This is a bribe.
Dan: A bribe, wow! Not exactly the thank you I was expecting.
Nathan: Ok, thanks for the car, Dad. Now I can get away from you whenever I want.

Nathan: You know, I don't know how I deal with all this crap with my parents if you weren't around.
Haley: You're welcome.
Natha: I'm serious. It's like the worse things get with my parents, the better things get with you.
Haley: Are things really awful with your parents?
Nathan: It's a war zone and I'm stuck with whoever's got the best lawyer.
Haley: Aww, you should know your rights.
Nathan: It's not like I have any.
Haley: No, you do. Let's find out. Knowledge is power.

Nathan: Do you sing?
Haley: I, um, sing when no one is around.
Nathan: Well, I think you should sing for me sometime.

Haley: Nathan, I'm not in the mood right now.
Nathan: Lucas is awake. I was there when he opened his eyes. I went to see him.
Haley: Why?
Nathan: Because I knew you couldn't. I wanted him to know that you were thinking about him. Look, I know it was wrong to go after you for the reasons I did. I can't apologize for that, but I'm glad I did, but I'm not that person anymore because of you. Let me take you to him.

Luke: (wakes up in hospital) Water ... What are you doing here?
Nathan: It's a long story. Let me get your mom.

Haley: I can't do this.
Nathan: Yes, you can like this. Alright, square your shoulders to the basket. Bring the ball up right past your nose like this, okay? Bend your knees a little, just relax your hips, and just shoot. Okay, that wasn't perfect, but it also wasn't embarrassing. It was actually kind of sexy.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.