Ian: I party on a boat. It's my dad's pride and joy, so I like to trash it now and then. You guys in?
Nathan: Maybe we should just go to a bar.

Nathan: Ian's a hell of a prospect and he's gonna need an agent.
Kellerman: I didn't say I didn't want him represented Mr. Scott. I simply don't want him represented by you.

Nathan: You my man are not a baby anymore.
Jamie: Nope, but they are.

Lucas: (throws can of spray paint at Nathan) You left that at the court.
Nathan: I don't know what you're talking about.
Lucas: Title in the gym 'cause I'm taking it.

I know what you did and you know what you did. And this is going to be made right by you or by me.

If I wanted to look stupid I would have stayed at home and played Trival Pursuit against Haley. I didn't have to fly to Atlanta to do it.

Nathan: (To Haley) You should have seen the way he looked at me. I haven't felt that stupid since high school, and at least then I could beat somebody up to feel better.
Haley: Well don't beat yourself up. It was just your first try, did you make the first basket you ever shot?
Nathan: Yeah.
Haley: Oh...
Nathan: To be fair, I was two and the basket came up to my waist. But, stats are stats.

Nate: Ginger ale?
Julian: I like ginger ale, it settles my stomach.

Peyton: Unbelievable!
Nathan: What? Peyton, did you see how bad he sucked tonight?
Peyton: So?
Nathan: He was horrible! I've never seen a guy play so bad
Peyton: And you enjoyed that?
Nathan: Hell yeah. Didn't you? What is this, Peyton? You like this guy or something?
Peyton: You mean more than my boyfriend who I'm trying to make out with right now?
Nathan: Well, put some ice on it. You ever think I might want to talk?
Peyton: No, you don't. You want to celebrate a public humuliation. And I'm sorry. That's a little played out.
Nathan: Oh, and being with you isn't?

Nathan: You've got some ugly toes, girl.
Peyton: No, I don't.
Nathan: Yeah, you do. They're practically like fingers.
Peyton: Well, then just focus on the middle one.

[to Lucas] You want my world? You got it.

Nathan

Dad...it's good to see you.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.