Favorite Navid Shirazi Quotes
My constitution cannot handle this level of country music.
Adrianna: How are you feeling?
Navid: Worse than I ever felt in my life, but not bad.
Liam: Suspended from school? Sounds more like a vacation.
Navid: You ever face disappointed Persian parents? My own mother said I urinated on the legacy of my ancestors.
Dixon: Navid, my friend, I am living the dream.
Navid: Dixon, my friend, you are living a lie.
Navid: You're running a car theft ring?
Amal: No, we're running a car theft ring.
Liam: If you like someone and they like you, there's a way around obstacles.
Navid: Like of Dixon went into a rapid aging machine?
Your hair, it looks like a medieval weapon.
Adrianna does a great tractor voice. Hit it!
It's a girl!
I was just thinking of something Adrianna said to me last night... after, you know, we did it!
Navid: We're getting married.
Dixon: Like married married?!?
I've loved you since the first time I saw you in the second grade.
