Favorite Navid Shirazi Quotes
I've loved you since the first time I saw you in the second grade.
Adrianna: I think we've waited long enough.
Navid: For...?
Adrianna: Yeah.
Adrianna: Do you know how many other girls there are just like me?
Navid: I do. Zero.
Organic vegetables, coming in for a landing!
Navid: I'm worried about you.
Annie: Don't be.
Navid: I'm a tater tot man myself.
Dixon: Dude, you can't say "tater tot" and "man" in the same sentence.
Dude, you've been in Beverly Hills for ten minutes and you know what that makes me? The third wheel.
Navid: My dad only has two rules: No watching porn until I'm 21, and we always eat dinner together.
Dixon: What about Silver?
Navid: Obviously, we need to kill Silver.
Navid: Girls never say what they mean.
Dixon: Yeah. They're not dudes. We're very straighforward.
Navid: I'm a journalist. Journalists don't pull punches.
Adrianna: They also don't attack someone just because he used to date their girlfriend.
Dixon: You do not have your own bowling ball!
Navid: What? It was for my Bar Mitzvah.
