Favorite Navid Shirazi Quotes
You know what'll help with that? Some sloppy down and dirty rebound sex.
Why is it so hard to be the strong, silent type?
You're stuck with a Persian Woody Allen.
Guess I'm destined to raise a stranger's baby.
Navid: It wasn't some stranger. It was you. You slept with Silver.
Liam: Wait..she told you?
Navid: No, you just did, you son of a bitch!
Good thing you're in a doctor's office. You won't have far to go when I break your face.
You invited a drunk priest to a bachelor party?
Silver: What are you doing?
Navid: Yea I'm being sexy. What does it look like?
They're not hookers, they're adult film stars!
Liam: I would kill to get some time away.
Navid: Time away from what? You're a movie star.
Adrianna: You hired a bunch of sexy girls to perform at the Playboy Mansion?
Navid: That's like bringing sand to the beach.
Now that you're actually not cool, I kinda like you better.
