Neal Caffrey Quotes
Neal: You really shouldn't drink champagne in paper cups.
Peter: You will drink it and you will like it.
Neal: Peter, I'm starting to like you again.
Peter: Oh well, then we're hanging out too much.
I'll admit that I have done alot of things that I am not proud of...wait, that's not true, I am proud of most things I do.
I love your alleged work - I am a big fan.
(looking around at all the models) It's just become a very beautiful crime scene.
Peter: It's like Buckingham Palace.
Neal: I've been to Buckingham Palace - this is better.
Neal: What's next partner?
Peter: Don't call me that.
Peter: We either take down Lau now, or our partnership is over.
Neal: We're partners?
Peter: You tell me.
Don't get them wet - don't feed them after midnight, right?
Neal: Be gentle.
FBI agent: Yeah I've never been the gentle type.
(referring to Peter's silly socks) Are those standard FBI issued?
Neal: Washington's love letters?
Mozzie: Seriously, I don't know why you stole those in the first place.
