Neal Caffrey Quotes
Neal: I thought you were a model -
FBI Lady: And I thought you were one of the smart ones.
Neal: 64 and counting -
Peter: Why is it that when Neal Caffery throws a party 64 models show up?
Neal: No wait 65 - what? They were twins!
Neal: There's nothing wrong with enjoying the good things in life Peter.
Peter: (looking around at the FBI confiscation room) But, then why does all the stuff end up here?
Peter: Did you just lie to the priest?
Neal: Do you think Dianne is attractive?
Peter: Yeah
Neal: Then we're good.
Did you really put Elizabeth under surveillance before you asked her out? Peter, I underestimated you.
Neal: How did you get in here?
Mozzie: I used this (showing his fist)- I knocked.
Ahh..harmless flirting, it is like a dance.
Peter: You moved?
Neal: (looking around the Park Ave mansion) Yeah, it's a nicer place don't you think?
Burke: You look like a cartoon!
Caffrey: This is classic Rat Pack - this is Devore!
Burke: Oh, sorry, Dino.
Caffrey: How upset were the Canadians?
Peter: Oh, very... well, as upset as Canadians can get.
