Ned Quotes
Season 2, Episode 5: "Dim Sum, Lose Some "
Ned: "Maurice" and "Rolston"?
Chuck: You didn't even know their names?
Ned: I'm glad Dad got so fun and creative with naming after I left. "Goodbye, Ned. Hello, Mercutio and Ribald."
Chuck: Maurice and Rolston!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ned: Do you ever shiver when you pee? That's how I felt when he spoke.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "Bad Habits"
Ned: (after re-killing Sister Larue) We are so going to hell.
• Rating: Unrated
Chuck: If Mother Superior found Larue's shiny stash...
Ned: Then all it would take was one push, and the convent would be back... in black.
Chuck: By-proxy high-five.
Emerson: Get, before I by-proxy vomit.
• Rating: Unrated
Chuck: There was a young man named Von Deenis...
Ned: Who they said had a very big...
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 2: "Circus Circus"
Ned: Emerson needs me.
Chuck: Why? There's no dead body to wake up.
Emerson: Nice. Anyone not hear that.
• Rating: Unrated
Chuck: You didn't sleep well.
Ned: It was deep and perfect, like a nap in the backseat of a car after a day at the beach.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 1: "Bzzzzzz"
Ned: What if someone from Betty's Bees finds out you're a spy?. Spying is a lot like sabotage in that they kill you for it. That's what you do with spies and saboteurs-you kill them. And you don't feel bad, because they're spying and sabotaging
• Rating: Unrated
Chuck: What if he was made entirely out of bees and that's why she couldn't see his face, because he didn't even have one? What if there's a whole beefolk society who walk around shaped like people?
Ned: You're thinking about how you can train your bees to walk around in people shapes, aren't you?
Chuck: Yeah.
• Rating: Unrated
Ned: I could have been swarmed in my underwear.
• Rating: Unrated
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